Sometimes even ProfessorRoush tires of his opinions, his interminable rants about disease or weeds or flower color or poor performance that keep him from enjoying the garden. Is it really necessary to constantly pontificate about whether this rose is better than that one, or how one grass is a thug, sprawling over everything in its vicinity, while another grass adds a really nice structure to the garden?
Take, for instance, his opinion about ‘Stella de Oro.’ If you’ve read his blog, you know he detests the orange-yellow color of ‘SDO’. You’ve seen him rant about how tired he is of seeing it everywhere, often displayed in combination with a purple barberry or a group of banal junipers. One of the reasons that ProfessorRoush believes in a single deity is that creating ‘SDO’ as the most reliable, easy to propagate and longest-blooming daylily on earth is surely a little cosmic joke made while God was in a good mood and resting on the seventh day.
There are certainly better alternatives. ‘Happy Returns’ blooms a little less frequently, but the two fewer shades of orange in ‘Happy Returns’ makes it a much prettier addition to the landscape. It is just as healthy and, these days, just as easy to find. But, I guess it just doesn’t contrast with purple barberries as well so it doesn’t satisfy the peasant sensibilities of modern landscape designers. And there are similarly named Stella’s, such as ‘Purple de Oro’, which should be better, but they’re less healthy and don’t bloom nearly as often, at least for me. The latter also isn’t that purple, but that’s another rant entirely.
Don’t get me wrong, I grow ‘Stella de Oro’ in spades. ProfessorRoush wouldn’t, with his unlimited mental budget for plants, but I do. In fact, a few weeks ago, it was the primary blooming plant in the landscaping in front of my garage. ‘SDO’s are almost all of the yellow that I have here, with the exception of a single ‘Happy Returns.’ In my defense, I’d like to tell you that I was a beginning gardener at the time and didn’t know any better, but, truthfully, I grew ‘SDO’ in a garden before this one and I also hated it there. Unfortunately, if you want to buy a lot of daylilies on the cheap at big box stores, you get ‘Stella de Oro’, sometimes even when it is labeled as something else. And I was working on my budget, not that of ProfessorRoush’s. Thankfully, as I’ll blog about in a few days, the ‘SDO’ are resting now and other, more attractive, daylilies and lilies are center stage.
Some would suggest that ProfessorRoush should strive to develop a more open mind and keep his opinions to himself. But then what would he write about? Endless essays about the beauty of every living creature would either cause his arteries to explode from the suppressed inner tensions or, alternatively, he would quickly run out of complimentary English language adjectives and his writing would be as boring as a landscape composed entirely of purple barberries and ‘Stella de Oro’s. Writing, and gardening, is so much more satisfying if you can make use of all the options available.
on July 7, 2015 at 8:00 am, in the category Everybody’s a Critic, Guest Rants, It’s the Plants, Darling.